Yea the almighty Spegetti monster sent his son Macaroni to boil for our sins. And yes he was delicious with cheese, and the people rejoiced. And angry was the evil Lasanga who rebelled with all his evil sauces, which mislead mankind into obesity.
Witness 007
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I am SO tempted ! to join the FSM Church !
by Phizzy inthe netherlands has recognized the church of the flying spagetti monster as an official religion !!.
i am so tempted to join it openly, and see what the reaction of the jw's is, surely they should df me for joining another religion?.
but how silly would that make them look !
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I am SO tempted ! to join the FSM Church !
by Phizzy inthe netherlands has recognized the church of the flying spagetti monster as an official religion !!.
i am so tempted to join it openly, and see what the reaction of the jw's is, surely they should df me for joining another religion?.
but how silly would that make them look !
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To join you need to wear a spegetti strainer on your head for your licence photo. True! look it up. That is the only thing stopping me from joining. -
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Hey ya'll! My first post. Please help. In need of advice/comfort.
by Stepford Wife inhey ya'll!
i have been lurking for years on this site and others but never had the courage to post anything.
actually i was afraid of posting on an apostate site in the event i was wrong.
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They will not do anything...to play safe tell them you have chronic fatigue...tired all the time and you feel overwhelmed with anxiety from "this system of things ." They will pray together read some texts and go. -
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Finally posting and I'm FRUSTRATED!!!
by stephanie61092 inokay, i'm about to engage in a major word vomit.
just giving you fair warning as your time may be better spent somewhere else.. so, i'm sitting on my lunch break, bawling my eyes out, and writing on this forum to people i don't know yet probably have a great deal in common with but at the same time, used to scare the daylights out of me.
for years, i would come across this forum and 'lurk' awhile if you will, or see things on youtube.
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Welcome and thanks for your experience. You will find comfort and people that understand here. -
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Merely an expressed opinion ?
by Jerryh indoes that sh*t eating grin and that middlefinger have any message for the friends ?.
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62-63 france ***.
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All those idiot Witnesses rushing ahead saying 1925 is the end...how does the faithful slave put up with such false prophets!!! 😨 Lol. It was only an "expressed opinion" in the Watchtower. -
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44 years old and having I.V.F help to have a baby thanks too bastard "this Generation" lies!! Wife wants kids in 2016! My story.
by Witness 007 inas a young witness married couple in the 1990's we knew "this generation" of 1914 did not have long to go!
oh how cute a young pioneer couple we were.
we wont have kids till "afew more years pass" and we are in the new system.
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Thanks for the support. I want to support my wife fully though the stats say 44 year olds have 10 % chance of live birth so I know the deal. Doc seemed to be a "used car salesman" dont like him. I'm sorry we fell into this position. Money wise we are good though. -
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What are the biggest holes in the ransom sacrifice?
by Half banana inhow honest are the proponents of jesus as the ransom sacrifice?.
curious to see what type of response there is on a topic like this or does their study only seek to confirm their preconceptions and ignore uncomfortable facts?.
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The only proof about who/what Jesus was is in a book with unknown authors. There is no proof whatsoever. He may have lived as one of dozens of messiahs at the time. But him doing miricles is based on faith not facts. -
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My Story
by Freeandclear injust thought i'd introduce myself and share my story.
up front, i'm not bitter.
okay now that that's out the way..... i first heard "the truth" when i was about 14 years old from a friends mom who was studying.
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Witness 007
Thanks for sharing. Seems like your on the right path now. We are all at different levels of leaving here but feel free to vent and talk to us. Take care.
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What are the biggest holes in evolution?
by shadow inhow honest are the proponents of evolution?
idk but curious to see what type of response there is on a topic like this or does their study only seek to confirm their preconceptions and ignore uncomfortable facts?
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Even the Watchtower agrees species like dogs "evolve" into other breeds. But that it all started with Adam and Eve eating a forbidden fruit. There is no evidence of "Eden" and bible scolars agree Genesis was written in the 6th Century B.C.E by Jewish revisionists not Moses. You need to start from here! -
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44 years old and having I.V.F help to have a baby thanks too bastard "this Generation" lies!! Wife wants kids in 2016! My story.
by Witness 007 inas a young witness married couple in the 1990's we knew "this generation" of 1914 did not have long to go!
oh how cute a young pioneer couple we were.
we wont have kids till "afew more years pass" and we are in the new system.
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Yes I want to be joyful but am very worried. My wife insists on giving it a chance regardless of what may happen....we should have started earlier and well here we are. We did not think we would still be HERE in this system in 2016!